That's Not Right (#4)

That's not right ... a collection of stories, events, and incidents that are just ... not right!

Remember my friend, LegalAide? You should, I just told you about her a few minutes ago. Anyway, while we were talking about life and signing over Dad's life savings to me, Dad decided to pass some gas.

I said, "Dad, you just tooted in front of my friend. That's not right!" (... I know it's sexist, but if "she" were a "he" I would not have said anything ... I would have just laughed ... )

Smiling, Pacino-voiced-Dad responded, "It was medically necessary."

Nice.