That's Not Right (#1)

That's not right ... a collection of stories, events, and incidents that are just ... not right! Today's TNR story comes from a conversation between Dad and BigVolFan a few days ago. Let's see what Dad had to say ...

Dad: ( ... in his best Pacino/Brando voice ... ) VolFan, come here!

BVF: Yes, Ray.

Dad: Did the water bill come in for the church?

BVF: Yes, I think so.

Dad: How much was it?

BVF: I don' t know. Off the top of my head, I think it was about $300.

Dad: That's not right. That's too much. Something's wrong. We gotta do something about that water bill.
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No, Dad, you're not right! Worry about your recovery. Let someone else worry about that water bill.