Pillow Talk

World, my wife is going to kill me for inviting you into our bedroom like this, but I did not have the confidence to ask her ... [Self, lack confidence? I cannot believe that Self has ever lacked confidence. He's too proud of himSelf ...] Anyway, in this situation, 'tis better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Let's take a look:

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Self: (Whispering, because baby is beside us) ... Honey, do you think Dad's gonna pull through?

BeLoved: There's no doubt in my mind.

Self: Really? ... sometimes I get so discouraged.

BeLoved: Oh, wonderful, good-looking, manly Self ... [emphasis added] ... you have to remember that we are only at Day 11. Your Dad had near fatal injuries. Remember what everyone said at the beginning ... that he really was not supposed to make it this far ... Think of how far he has come. Think of the progress every single day. Your Dad is in God's hands, and God has delivered him from death. There is no doubt in my mind that Dad is going to be fine.

Self: I love you, too.